I am ashamed that I go to the same school as these people, and don’t know how they got accepted here.

These papers are so. fucking. bad.

I don’t know what to do with myself, I cannot handle it. 

This is the fucking University of Michigan, stop using 3 rhetorical questions per paragraph, the words “I”, “you”, and “my”, and passive voice all over the place in your god damn scholarly ten page analytical paper! Gah!